Saturday 21 September 2013

Genesis 26 - 50


Genesis 26

·         God said he would bless Isaac and the land he is on?!  Why the hell did he let a famine happen in the first place?  He even let it happen at the time of Abraham!
·         Again God said he would bless all Nations on Earth!
·         God did not reward Abraham out of love it appears it was conditional rewards!
·         What are Gods laws and decrees and commands to Abraham!  I don’t see any?!
·         Oh for fuck sake – Isaac telling people yet again Rebekah is his sister – Deception yet again!  If God blesses people why do these same people need to lie to others won’t god smite them?!
·         Isaac and Abraham never trusted the people they talked to and felt it easier to lie to them which in some cases hurt the person they were lying to and in other cases made the other people feel shame.
·         So god made Isaac more powerful than the people he was in the company of that’s a bit rude.
·         Love the way people named places even places they didn’t own!
·         Funny now on the 3rd well they build also the one that was not disputed over they claimed that it was God who gave it to them?

Genesis 27

·         Here we see God again being friendly with ‘Some’ People and also we can observe that god had to buy Isaacs affection.
·         Oh common so the Kings that allowed Isaac to live in their land needed to reason with him not to kill them that’s still one-sided ness on the side of God!
·         Lovely Esau had two wives – Must have been nice for him?
·         Isaac does not know the day of his death but is completely confident that his son will hunt an animal and prepare dinner before this happens!
·         Why did the statement Isaac made ‘I may give you my blessing before I die’ not match the one that Rebecca said ‘I may give you my blessing in the presence of the LORD before I die?
·         I love the way that Fathers back then cursed a son for Deception yet these same fathers had no problems doing it to others.  Funny how they are supposed to set an example.
·         It’s interesting that just by saying ‘Let the curse fall on me’ that immediately moves any potential curse to the receiver!! Interesting?
·         Yet again Jacob refers to the Lord as a different person ‘The lord you’re God’ not his own God?!
·         I like the way Isaac moves he clearly does not believe in his sons!  That he needs verification!
·         I love the way Isaac had a problem that he felt Esau but heard Jacob and didn’t question it!  A logical thing to do would be to summon both sons!
·         Isaac said be lord over your brothers! Did Isaac have more children – it’s not documented!
·         How it that Isaac’s blessing is cannot be revoked?!
·         Esau said that Jacob deceived him of his birth right!  Interesting that when Jacob asked for it – it was not like Esau did not have a choice.
·         Ok so Esau was done an Injustice then Isaac basically punished and cursed him.  What the fuck?
·         Rebecca seams to make a point that she has only two children so again where are the Brothers!

Genesis 28

·         Sweet Jacob is now told to take a wife who is his cousin – yet earlier in the passage Jacob is told to flee at once.  Funny enough he has time to stop by Isaac before leaving!
·         Now we see that Jacob is sent to marry his Auntie?  We are also told this is in addition to the other wives he had.  Why then did he need another wife?
·         Jacob seen a stairway leading to heaven with Angels going up and down?!  How does he know they are angels and how does he know what heaven is?!
·         He also is able to see the lord above it.
·         God is again giving favouritism to just one specific person.  So much for God being fair – I would have thought he would have known the deception that Jacob did but clearly he didn’t care!
·         Ok so first we heard that he rested in a ‘Certain place’ Then he we hear it was called ‘Luz’ then Jacob renamed it to ‘Bethel’ and it was a City?!
·         So here we have Jacob saying if God ‘is with him / watches over him / gives him food and clothes’ then he will say that the Lord will be hiss God.  I love the one sided greed of this.  So obviously people used God to get what they wanted!

Genesis 29

·         Ok so Jacob bought Rachel because she was sexy!
·         Love the formalness of Genesis – Give me my wife I want to have sex with her lol.
·         Ok so yet again more people are being deceived – seams a lot of this bull shit happened back then.
·         So Laban offered to sell his other daughter for 7 years hard work.
·         Nice to know that Jacob has two wives and hates one of them.
·         Again how do we know these people were barren! What the fuck!
·         So God gave Leah a child because Jacob did not love her – so that Jacob would love her!
·         So we read Leah had 4 sons – All in one year / all from God or was sex involved?!

Genesis 30

·         So Rachel told Jacob to give her children or she would kill herself?!  That’s a bit extreme.  And oddly it seems to be Jacobs fault that she’s not bearing or is (Barren)
·         Then he became angry with Rachel – So obviously Jacob did not love his wife as we once thought as he had no problem sleeping with her servant?!
·         Why is the son Rachel’s when it’s clearly got a different mother how does that work?
·         So now Jacob has 3 wives thanks to Leah and he yet again sleeps with her.
·         Why does Leah have a grudge against Rachel surely she and Jacob were in love and were the ones who were supposed to be rightfully married!
·         Sweet now we see Rachel offering Prostitution of Jacob lo.
·         Why did Leah have a 5th Son what did God hear?!
·         Why did Leah end up having 7 children when previously we are told she stopped having children?
·         Op so god now decided to give Rachel Children after her sister had 7 – That’s rough lol.  So much for him being fair!
·         God as we see only blesses Isaac and those he is in the presence of God does not bless anyone but Isaac

Genesis 31

·         So what is going on here?  Jacob said that Laban had cheated him wages even when Jacob said that he would work for free?!  In order that he may marry Leah and Rachel?
·         Then Jacob said that he would take all her father’s flocks and then God said to Jacob that he would look after him.  Fuck me!
·         Ok so god Punished Laban for what purpose?
·         Interesting Jacob now goes back to his father Isaac who is still alive at least 20 years later.  So much for him dying lol.
·         Laban did not believe in the God of Jacob but knew some supernatural shit was going on.
·         Jacob now deceives people and God is looking after Jacob.
·         Nice God giving threats to look after the assholes he is friends with.
·         Ok so now Rachel knows what a period is – How can she have a period when she’s already had children?
·         Very interesting the God of Nahor and the God of Abraham.  Why make the clear distinction if it has no relevance.

Genesis 32

·         Again Jacob sees the Angels of God where are they today?  Did anyone else see them?
·         God is again being used for War.
·         What did God wrestle with Jacob it seems kind of funny? 
·         Again we see God coming to earth.  Interestingly he could not overpower Jacob?  Is God weak?  Also why do we need Jesus when God came as Himself!
·         Then God tried to break Jacobs’s hip?
·         Why did God ask for Jacobs’s name?
·         How did they know what a tendon was?

Genesis 34

·         Ok we see that Shechem violated Dinah but he also loved her?  So basically he raped her!
·         Is Shechem got his dad to buy Dinah why did Shechem go to Jacob too?
·         They now say that they need someone who is circumcised.  This is because God has a problem realizing who his own people is!
·         Ok what the fuck why did Jacobs’s sons go and Kill everyone in the city.  Those in the City had found favour as agreed previously and they also agreed to circumcise their men – That is a horrific attack and one as we see that God was ignorant about.
·         The rest of the people looted the city.  What the fuck?!

Genesis 35

·         God told Jacob to build an alter to God.  Why is God talking like a 3rd Person?
·         Jacob’s Children and Wives seemed to have followed other Gods as he tells them to destroy them.   (External Influences)
·         Why did God put terror in the towns around Jacob that’s terribly unfair!
·         God already called Jacob Israel in a previous chapter?
·         We also see God appearing to Jacob – It’s interesting that God does this.
·         Interestingly the Only encounters to God up to this point are between the ‘Chosen Ones’ and no one else!
·         So Rachel Died obviously she died quite young and God seemed to have no problem letting her die.
·         Isaac died at 180 years.

Genesis 36

·         So Esau took Canaanite wives – funny how Abraham had no problem with him doing it.  What a dick!
·         Esau also had 3 wives.

Genesis 37

·         It’s kind of obvious that favouritism is a big thing in Genesis.  Also that Jacob was a bit of a Dick because he intentionally turned Joseph’s brothers against him.
·         Joseph is now clearly showboating to his brothers.

Genesis 38

·         God put Er to death because he was wicked.  Funny how God was wicked to so many yet turns a blind eye.  Abraham was a twat and look at the blessings he got!
·         Because Onan refused to have sex with his brother’s wife and instead put his sperm on the floor God killed him.
·         Judah then thought that his next son Selah would also be killed by God.  Just shows how Judah doing a Good thing for his other brothers is rewarded doesn’t it.
·         Funny how Judah now decides to sleep with pure randomers – this was also going on a lot in Genesis.
·         Ok wait Judah burned his own daughter in law to death – the same girl he slept with that is fucking cruel.  Do we have a line from God on this one? Funny also this that when Judah realised it was his own daughter in law he didn’t want to kill her!

Genesis 39

·         God never seemed to recue Joseph just bless him.
·         Again we see joseph in charge of everything but in Prison so God did not free him yet again!

Genesis 41

·         Joseph says that God is the only person who can interpret a dream yet he goes on to interpret them.  Is Joseph God?!
·         It appears according to Joseph if God gives two dreams it means God has decided something!
·         Joseph is said to be known as the next in command beside Pharaoh however further research does not find Joseph as anything to do with Pharaoh.  Some people say he is Imhotep however this is not correct as Imhotep was a high priest of the Sun God Ra.
·         Interestingly the Nile God Khoum was the one who told people about the end of the Drought.
·         The bible mentions famine but no drought.  That and if it was Joseph then Joseph was clearly praying to Other Gods who gave him other Visions.
·         According to the bible there was no Famine though because Joseph was wise so this could not be him.

Genesis 42

·         Why would harm come to Benjamin?! Of all people?
·         Joseph yet again is a condescending twat to his other brothers.
·         Interestingly we read that Joseph could understand his brothers.  Could he not understand them before?? It makes no sense- It’s also interesting that he had a previous dialog with them.

Genesis 43

·         Again we see that it’s clear that people in the OT take each other’s punishment it seems transferable.
·         Why did Josephs brothers not seem to concern for their lives only the fact that they may become slaves and have their donkeys taken.
·         Joseph says their ‘God’ not his own ‘God’ there is now a clear distinction between them both.
·         Joseph is saying God be gracious but not to their God?

Genesis 44

·         Here we go yet again.  Joseph being a dick by deceiving his brothers.
·         Why did Joseph’s brothers mention Gold when no mention of it was there before?
·         Joseph then says that he is using Divination!

Genesis 45

·         Joseph is heard wailing from some distance by a Good number of people!
·         So although what Joseph’s brothers did was evil it was actually good.  But why would God do such a horrible thing initially such as punish the innocent!

Genesis 46

·         It’s interesting to note here that God is identifying himself as if someone does not know who he is.
·         It’s interesting that Jacob can choose when he can die.

Genesis 47

·         The famine that we learned about earlier was apparently going to be ok because Joseph was in charge and now we learn it never really worked!
·         Lovely so now we read that Joseph turned all the lovely people in Egypt who had been so kind to him to servants.  He literally robbed them of everything.  This is typical from Abraham’s lineage.
·         How did the Israelites buy property in Egypt when the Pharaoh owned it I guess he sold it onwards?
·         Now we see Jacob doing the thigh thing again what the fuck is it with people feeling each others balls.

Genesis 48

·         God offered land as an everlasting thing.  So that means that the world cannot end!

Genesis 49

·         Interestingly Jacob knew he was going to die and he did not expect God to come and take him to heaven.  He just expected to be ‘DEAD’

Genesis 50

·         The embalming and mourning must have been horrible since Jacob was dead for so long.
·         How did the Concept of a Sin come about when throughout all of Genesis we do not know what a Sin actually is?

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